King Fogarty

[Guishermo 2t]

Yo me parto con estos ingleses, os dejo las impresiones de King Frog sobre el GP de Qatar... www.motogpnews.com

Now I heard more than one complaints made regarding this circuit. It doesn't surprise me as the slippery surface requires skill and determination to succeed on. I was always known in the paddock for having the most skill and determination so, given the opportunity, you need to look at where the winner finished to realise were I would have been.

There were many non-legendary performers…

Carlos Checa
I don't understand this guy. He's been in MotoGP for ages now, is on board a Duke and still hasn't won a world championship. It's not like he even has some red-hot competition like Scotty Russell in the 'supers. Most people agree that if Scott Russell would have dropped down a division to MotoGP in the the 90s he would have easily had the beating of Mick Doohan, and since I always considered myself to be far betterer than Scott I think that tells you all you need to know. I guess they just don't make riders like me anymore.

Sete Gibernau
He's having a season of bad luck and bad hair. I had a season of bad luck once when I rode for Honda, but I still had the best haircut in the paddock. People often ask me "King Frog. You're a legend with legendary corner speed but why I did you leave the Duke that you developed from nothing and race for Honda?" Well it was to prove that I could be World LillyPad Champion on both a 2 and a 4-cylinder machine. And I did. Just read my book. Any of them.
But back to Sete, I thought he looked good for a moment in Qatar when he re-passed Melandri. He was carrying excellent corner speed, something I was well known for. I thought to myself ''Carl. I think Sete's been watching my DVD's again - look how he adjusted his style to suit and increased corner speed.'' But then he ran off the track and lost his place. What a loser.

Valentino Rossi
Well another win for 'the Doctor'. I don't know why they give him that nickname as I know a lot more about medicine than he does. Maybe they just call him that to remind themselves of me and my legendary corner speed. He may be pleased with his 7th world title but I know he'd trade them all for a title on the 'supers and a double win at Brands.

Shane Byrne
This was Shakey's big chance to impress and he blew it. It's never easy switching bikes, unless you're me, but Shakey should have been up there at the front carrying more corner speed. I'm surprised he hasn't faired better this season, as the jump from BSB to MotoGP is very small. I think a ride in the World 'Supers is out of the question until he finishes his primary education in MotoGP.

Olivier Jacque
What's with all the pulling out of events? Never really rated the French. I was always known in the paddock for not being French at all.

[sindios_69]

Pelín ególatra el amigo con sus comentarios....

yo, mi, me, conmigo.....

de todos modos, el comentario sobre sete es acertado. lleva un corte de pelo que da grima.

vvss  :saltos  

[el_anfeta]

da la sensación de que le tira a los palomos :bebido ... o le da a la farina o alguna cosa de esas... pobre Fogarty, lo que es el aburrimiento y el no tener na que hacer...  

saludos

[Tongo-4]

Chicos, que esto es coña, no se aleja mucho de los comentarios que haría Froggy en realidad mientras limpia mi vitrocerámica, pero no son reales, son bromas que hacen en esa web.

[Guishermo 2t]

Jjajajajaja, claro que no es Fogarty, es un doble  :D

Pero da igual, Fogarty diría eso o algo más exagerado todavía  :D  

[el_anfeta]

ah. me escojono.  

[Barso]

He estado leyendo esa web y es muy, muy buena, me he estado partiendo la caja un buen rato. Sus crónicas sobre la rivalidad Lorenzo-Pedrosa son buenísimas.